Early NASA diapers forced astronauts to disclose the size of their manhood

2022-07-30 23:55:30 By : Mr. dent bu

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When NASA astronauts were suiting up to go to space in the 1960s, they had to make a big decision before they explored the world above us: How large of a man are you?

Getting it wrong could damage the mission.

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According to a former NASA life support system expert who helped construct space diapers, otherwise known as Maximum Absorbency Garment systems, each astronaut in the Gemini and Apollo programs had to wear a condom-type sheath with a hole at the end for urination inside their suits.

In an interview on the Science Channel's Moon Machines documentary series about early space travel, engineer Donald Rethke, known in space history circles as "Dr. Flush", describes how these condoms came in specific sizes to accommodate each astronaut's anatomical size.

Astronauts had to estimate their size correctly. If they claimed to be bigger than they were, the sheath would be loose and liquid leakage could damage the suits and lead to bigger problems for mission astronauts.

The condom initially came in only three sizes: small, medium, and large. Of course every astronaut fancied himself a large, and why not? He was riding on the top of a powerfulpotentially dangerous rocket, exploring parts of the outer world that men had not yet touched. No one wants to called "small" when they are planting an American flag on lunar soil.

In the Moon Machines interview, Rethke said that the sizes were changed to large, gigantic, and humongous to better cope with the astronaut's sense of humor.

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The need for space diapers arose on May 5, 1961, when Freedom 7 astronaut Alan Shepard had to ask permission to wet his space suit on the launch pad. NASA scientists didn't think the need for bladder evac would be an issue in what was to be a 15-minute excursion. The incident made for a pretty humorous scene in 1983's space epic The Right Stuff.

Shepard was inside the Freedom capsule much longer than anticipated, nearly four hours, before finally being shot into near-Earth orbit.

These days, the MAG systems are only needed for missions outside space vehicles, as restroom facilities are a major part of space station outposts.

Craig Hlavaty is a reporter for Chron.com and HoustonChronicle.com. 

Craig Hlavaty is a freelance writer for chron.com and the Houston Chronicle.